The Useless HusbandThe Useless Husband

Pricing Plans

Choose the right plan to transform from a forgetful husband into a thoughtful partner.

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Basic Reminder

For the husband who just needs the basics to avoid sleeping on the couch.

$4/month
  • Important date reminders
  • Basic gift suggestions
  • Email notifications
  • 30-day calendar view

Premium Partner

For the husband who wants to go from "useless" to "thoughtful" overnight.

$9/month
  • All Basic Reminder features
  • Premium gift suggestions with direct links
  • SMS & email notifications
  • Partner preference tracking
  • Advance reminders (1 week, 3 days, 1 day)

Frequently Asked Questions

Will my partner know I'm using this service?

Absolutely not. We're as discreet as the time you said you bought that gift "weeks ago" when you actually got it on the way home.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes, unlike your marriage, you can cancel this subscription anytime with no hard feelings.

How accurate are the gift suggestions?

Our gift suggestions are based on preferences you provide. The more information you share, the better our suggestions. It's like having your partner's best friend feeding you ideas.