Privacy Policy

Welcome to The Useless Husband!

We know what you're thinking: "Great, another privacy policy I won't read." But since you're here to become less useless, maybe start by actually reading this one? We've kept it simple and even threw in some humor to keep you awake.

Information We Collect

We collect information that helps us make you less useless:

• Account Information: Name, email, and the fact that you needed to sign up for a service to remember your anniversary (no judgment here).
• Important Dates: Your anniversary, your partner's birthday, and other dates you'd forget without our help.
• Partner Preferences: Their likes, dislikes, sizes, and other details that help us suggest gifts you should've known about already.

How We Use Your Information

• To send you timely reminders so you don't show up empty-handed (again).
• To provide personalized gift suggestions that make you look thoughtful.
• To improve our service and develop new features that combat uselessness.
• We do NOT use your information to tell your partner that you needed our help. Your secret is safe with us.

Data Security

We protect your data with the same dedication you should've shown to remembering important dates. Our security measures include encryption, secure servers, and regular security reviews.

Cookies & Site Usage

We use cookies to make our site run faster than you sprint to the store for last-minute gifts. These help us:

• Remember your login so you don't have to (we know you have enough to remember already)
• Analyze how you use our site so we can make it even more helpful
• Measure which features are most popular (spoiler: it's the panic "find a gift now" button)

You can adjust your browser settings to refuse cookies, but this might affect your experience on our site — and we can't promise it'll make you any less forgetful in real life.

Sharing Your Information

We don't sell your data. Ever. We might share some information with:

• Service Providers: Companies that help us provide our services (payment processors, email services, etc.).
• Gift Partners: If you purchase gifts through our recommendations, we share the necessary information to complete that purchase.

We will NEVER share your information with your partner to expose your forgetfulness on purpose.

Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Access and download your personal data
• Correct inaccurate information
• Delete your account (though your partner might notice when you start forgetting dates again)
• Opt out of marketing communications (but not the important date reminders—that's why you're here)

Contact Us

If you have questions about this policy or your data, email us at privacy@theuselesshusband.com.

We typically respond faster than most husbands respond to "Do you remember what day it is today?"